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do i? i dunno! the name sounds a bit familiar. i'm fine with any of your friends joining, though~?

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Ah, that's right. You struggle with names, don't you? In that case, I'll just assign all the blame for not telling me to Rinne-senpai!

But that's good to know. He seemed eager to watch and learn from us, so I'll let him know he can drop by. Then it'll be five people in one of those rooms! That should give whoever's manning the front desk something to talk about, shouldn't it?

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probably~? i've seen orgies with way more people though. that's how i got clothes when i first arrived actually!

[ He...stole them from people having an orgy.

It's fine. ]

[tfy]

[Everyone needs a little excitement in their lives. Even sad, lonely, brainwashed love hotel receptionists. But before he can make some pithy comment along those lines—]

You've seen them?

[So much for this just being a fantasy hypothetical for some desk clerk to titter over!]

How did that lead to you getting clothes? You're not saying you participated in exchange for them, did you?

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when i got here i arrived naked in the woods? and when i finally got out there was this huge orgy going on. so i just took some of the clothes off the ground. if you ditch your stuff on the ground it's fair game!

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THAT'S how you arrived?

[Goodness! And here he thought waking up in that wedding suite was rough. Sure, his so-called "wife" shoved quiche into his mouth, and he was worried she'd stab him with a butterknife at one point, but at least he had clothes to choose from once he made his way into the lounge. He pilfered a whole rack's worth! Leo-kun, on the other hand...]

You got a horrible deal. I couldn't have stomached being in your shoes. What you did made sense, I suppose. Though it's a good thing you didn't get a staph infection. Or a parasite!

[He just sort of assumes the kind of people who participate in public orgies have a disease or two. Or three.]

Now I feel really sorry! If you ever need to borrow clothes you're more than welcome to ask me, alright? They might not fit properly, but overly-long sleeves on a small person can actually increase their cuteness! 💕

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rinne arrived that way too! i guess it changes up every time. anyway i do have money to get more clothes but it feels kind of boring to go shopping alone so i haven't gotten much. normally sena takes me these days??

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Well, I'd be happy to take you in his place. Shopping is pretty much my #1 hobby, so I'm sure I could find something that looks good on you. And a whole bunch of things that look good on me, too, but that goes without saying!